Biden Accidentally Pledges Allegiance To India

In April of 2022, President Biden was ridiculed after he was seen shaking hands with nothing but air during a rally in North Carolina. After speaking, he turned back and held out his hands briefly before realizing nobody was there to meet him.

Recently, while attending the U.S. Air Force Academy commencement, Biden tripped over a sandbag and collapsed on the platform. 

While on vacation in Delaware, the president famously fell off his bike, and in May, while visiting Japan, he almost went down the stairs at the Itsukushima Shrine in Hiroshima. 

The president’s sanity was questioned as he looked in the crowd for Indiana congresswoman Jackie Walorski, who had died in a car crash a month before.

Around Easter time at an outdoor White House celebration, it was clear that his handlers had disguised a guide in a giant bunny suit to wrangle Biden if he should wander away or begin talking off script. The bunny swooped in to direct Biden with his movements around the lawn.

On Thursday, Biden carefully took his hand away from his heart when he realized the song playing was not the United States national anthem.

Biden met with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi at the White House to address the plight of Indian migrant laborers and bilateral relations between the United States, India, and China. The Indian National Anthem and “Hail to the Chief” were played, and the 80-year-old president stood at Modi’s left with his hand over his heart. After a while, he understood that the tune wasn’t the American National Anthem.

The president’s hand remained on his heart for seventeen seconds before he realized it was for the incorrect song and moved it gently down his body to his side, perhaps thinking no one would notice.

While talking to the press as they shouted questions at him on Wednesday, Biden informed the world that Putin was losing his war with Iraq.

Many have said Biden seems to be losing his war with dementia.