You’re Not Allowed To Call People “Americans” Anymore

( Sometimes we bring you a story that we think you’re not going to believe – and this is one of them.

Believe it or not, the top parks nonprofit in the country, the National Recreation and Park Association, published a 17-page guide for “Equity Language.” The exhaustive guide lectures professionals in their field on how to decide what words are acceptable when talking about race, gender, age, sexual orientation, and more.

It’s effectively a book designed to help people involved with the association avoid being attacked or canceled by far-left extremists who demand you abide by a complex set of rules designed not to offend people.

The guide even recommends using the word “Americans” but does insist that people don’t capitalize the word “white” but do capitalize the word “Black”.

Because, you know, offense. Or something.

Incredible, isn’t it?

A report by The Daily Wire reveals how one member of the Parks and Recreation Advisory Board of Edmonton, Oklahoma, said that he was automatically signed up for emails from the NRPA and unexpectedly received the guide in his inbox.

He told the Daily Wire that the content was so ridiculous he plans on filing a formal complaint about the manual when he meets his colleagues at the next board meeting.

The issuance of the bizarre guide was promised just a matter of days after President Joe Biden entered the White House. The NRPA announced that they had spoken to the new president about reversing a number of Trump-era policies, and promised to introduce a guide to “facilitate conservations around diversity, equity, and inclusion.”

Can’t they just focus on parks?